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I wanted more coffee and I have a bottle of whiskey.
Guess who’s getting caffeinated and drunk tonight?
“What we’re hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them,” Thomas said.
“It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There’s no barrier, there’s no stomach acid to prevent it,” Thomas said.
“I would expect it to absorb pretty quickly as well, because it’s a very vascular structure,” Quan told CBS 5.
“This is definitely not just girls,” Thomas said. “Guys will also use it and they’ll insert it into their rectums.”
And that’s not all. “Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka soaked tampon,” Thomas said.
Rather than the traditional beer bong you’d find at a college party, kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted.
They’re calling it “butt chugging.”
(Source: kpho.com)
I wrote this a while ago and figured I’d share it.
X-Men the Animated Series Drinking Game:
-Any time the theme song plays other than beginning/end - Finish drink before the song ends.
- If someone other than Cyclops/Wolverine saves Jean Gray - finish your drink.
-If Jean Gray or Xavier scream because of any off-scene action, take a shot.
-Drink anytime Jean has an unnecessarily sexy moan.
-Drink anytime Rouge uses some weird/charming southern witticism
-Any time Storm calls upon her powers, drink.
-Drink anytime Gambit is a perv.
-Drink any time Wolverine mentions “tangoing”/etc with an enemy.
-Finish your drink every time the furry orange guy in a purple sweater with glasses shows up.
-Drink half your beer every time a character is wearing a costume that isn’t their X-men team suit.
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[If someone knows who drew this, could they pass on the info please, as I’d like to link.
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Christ’s Sake.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnk1sbnpZT1qh1sdyo1_500.jpg)
[If someone knows who drew this, could they pass on the info please, as I’d like to link.
Thanks.
~Mooglets]
Christ’s Sake.
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Tim and Greg provide drunk commentary on Iron Man.
Tim would just like to note: I think the comment about Stan Lee being Jewish towards the end of the commentary was alluding to the fact that many Jewish creators of various media had to hide their religious identity in order to be “acceptable” to the mainstream consumer markets. I personally think it sounds a bit harsh when I say it, so I just wanted to clarify that!
Tell your friends!
Batman and Boulevard’s Nut Cracker Ale are getting me through the terrible fucking election results streaming in.
