bestofnanowrimo:

i could imagine tobias funke doing a terrible nanowrimo about shit he knew nothing about

ladyatheist:

There, I fixed it. 

I noticed Mr. Zimmerman mis-phrased a few things, so I thought I’d help out. (Feel free to share.)

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That’s better.

(Source: brashblacknonbeliever)

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Zombiebeard (zombiebeard@gmail.com) submitted

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And that’s why I hate it when people say “bless you” when I sneeze.

Ladies.

(Source: fuckyeahtng)

I’m so mad that I didn’t think of this.

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BTK (dextr182@hotmail.com) submitted

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YES.

WHERE THE HELL ARE HER PANTS?

sweet-child-of-yours:

fuckyeahsharks:

Done at Irezumi Body Art in Kansas City, Missouri.

I WILL MARRY YOU I WANT IT

Well, that’s flattering.

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Marklar (fakelek@freemail.hu) submitted

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tumblr4men:

Submitted by fuckyeahgreghyatt

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stfuconservatives:

lgbtlaughs:

(Submitted by fucklabelsgoqueer)

It’s the usual chestnut: do as I say, not as I do. Especially not as I do, because I jacked it in a parking lot in someone else’s car. (That’s how the end of that phrase goes. Little known fact.)

Heh.