Crap, who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night.
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Mar 11 '13
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“They say that home is where the heart is, but little do they know about the metal box, the bloody towels, and the crosscut saw beneath the floorboards.”
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Dec 14 '12
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“Despairing sources confirmed that the gunman, armed with a semiautomatic assault rifle—a fucking combat rifle, Jesus—walked into a classroom full of goddamned children where his mother was a teacher and, good God, if this is what the world is becoming, then how about we just pack it in and fucking give up, because this is no way to live.”
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Oct 29 '12
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The Onion offers tips on how to protect your kids on Halloween a.k.a. Pedophiles’ Christmas.
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This is so good and so smart I’m honestly shocked no one’s thought of it before.
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
I love The Onion so much.
(Source: leonsumbitches)
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